vermonttamar: hello
Jewberg: hows it going? you are pretty far away to be hotlisting me 
vermonttamar: i’m living on the edge
vermonttamar: the number of jewish men in vermont does not overwhelm
Jewberg: i bet it doesnt
Jewberg: jewish men arent very rural
vermonttamar: it’s unfortunate
vermonttamar: i mean, i’m not really rural
vermonttamar: i live downtown
Jewberg: with 10 other people?
vermonttamar: we have two supermarkets and a Staples
vermonttamar: 10,000
Jewberg: wow big livin
vermonttamar: it’s a big city, for vermont
Jewberg: haha
vermonttamar: we have a brueggers bagels
Jewberg: the city i live in has 3 orders of magnitude more
vermonttamar: and there’s a walmart over the state line in nh
vermonttamar: you like the big city?
Jewberg: love it
vermonttamar: hm
Jewberg: i can get anything i want 24 hours a day
Jewberg: i live near the beach
Jewberg: there is work for me here, lots of girls
Jewberg: whats not to like?
vermonttamar: hm
vermonttamar: when i lived in tel aviv, i lived near the beach, could get aything i wanted 24 hours a day, could have found work, and there were lots of jewish men
vermonttamar: i never went to the beach, never went out late at night, worked in jerusalem and commuted each day, and i think i went out with only one tel aviv guy
vermonttamar: some things are just wasted on me
Jewberg: yeah like the idea of fun
vermonttamar: i take offense!
Jewberg: i intended for you to take offense!
vermonttamar: i have fun
vermonttamar: i’m old - fun is more laid back now
Jewberg: whats your idea of fun? crocheting?
vermonttamar: i tried to learn, but it didn’t take
vermonttamar: that was actually a trend in college
vermonttamar: lots of people were knitting and crocheting, including the guys
Jewberg: back in the 1800s?
vermonttamar: i graduated in 2001
Jewberg: oh right right
vermonttamar: one guy used to make knit chain mail
Jewberg: i only finished a year after you
Jewberg: oh man, did he play dungeons and dragons while crocheting?
vermonttamar: i think he was a LARPer
Jewberg: omg even worse!
vermonttamar: campus was full of them
Jewberg: or is it worse that you know what that is
vermonttamar: they would run around sometimes in capes
vermonttamar: i’m only an honorary geek
Jewberg: no no
Jewberg: the term geek is too high for those nerds
vermonttamar: i went to marlboro college
vermonttamar: we were all a little strange
vermonttamar: it’s kind of a way of life there
Jewberg: did they make you smoke camels while you were there
vermonttamar: no
vermonttamar: think 300 students up on a hill in rural vermont for four years
vermonttamar: lots of snow
vermonttamar: lots of strangeness
Jewberg: i think mass orgies and lots of yellow snow
vermonttamar: ew
vermonttamar: there was a room in the library
vermonttamar: the religion room, where people used to go sometimes
vermonttamar: for private moments
Jewberg: haha the religion room
vermonttamar: it had a door
vermonttamar: the rest of the library was kind of an open layout
vermonttamar: where did you go to school?
Jewberg: ucla for undergrad, usc for grad
vermonttamar: did they have things like fraternities?
vermonttamar: kegs?
Jewberg: unfortunately
vermonttamar: wow
Jewberg: i love kegs though
Jewberg: just not frats
Jewberg: its a giant can of beer
vermonttamar: indeed it is
vermonttamar: it’s a shame i don’t drink
Jewberg: oh that just proves my theory
vermonttamar: i knew it would
Jewberg: people who dont drink are lame
vermonttamar: thanks
Jewberg: welcome
vermonttamar: okay, back to work. i need to recreate this psd file as a joomla template
vermonttamar: css issues galore
Jewberg: is it your LARPing website?
vermonttamar: i do not LARP
Jewberg: LARPdate.com?
vermonttamar: no, it’s for work. i’m creating a website for a synagogue in Maine
Jewberg: they have jews up there?
vermonttamar: yes
vermonttamar: maine, vermont, canada
vermonttamar: you find them everywhere
vermonttamar: its’ a pretty large synagogue, in Portland, Maine
vermonttamar: we did a california synagogue a few months ago
vermonttamar: koltikvah.org
Jewberg: do they let you eat lobster in that synagogue?
vermonttamar: i doubt it
vermonttamar: i think it’s conservative, the maine one
vermonttamar: the ca one is reform
Jewberg: ohi know kol tikvah
vermonttamar: i hope you like their website
Jewberg: its not bad
Jewberg: i have no other websites like it to compare with
vermonttamar: it’s a good site - i say that because i created it. i do need to go now and work on the maine site, stage 1 is due july 7th
Jewberg: have fun, good luck finding men who dont LARP
*** vermonttamar’s IM window is closed
Original post by Heebus
As you see below, she says she will report me. But reported her instead.
Her profile:
About Me
I think men online are liars and abusers. Thanks for giving me no reason to be here. You suck. I’m sorry I ever believed you might be human beings. Clearly you can’t control yourselves and you don’t care if you treat women you don’t even know like objects. You make excuses for being predators, but that’s just what you want from life: to be chewed up and spit out, so that’s why you do it. If you can imagine anything worthwhile in life at all, give it no one. That seems to be the goal of most of the men online. I thought at least Jdate would have a lot of quality men. Oh was I wrong. The fools ruin so much just to blow up what’s in their pants. Sick, immature, devolved…. and hurtful. Abusive. Embarrassing. Killers. For those of you who are real men from the human being class that I have already spoken with, please feel free to continue to contact me. Anyone who wants to play game, I am reporting every one of you in full detail to this site. Back off.
MadLamb07B3: I kept thinking the drinking thing…. well. Do you think women should you know…. drink.
Jewberg: yes, everyone but alchoholics should drink
MadLamb07B3: No, I mean…. drink.
MadLamb07B3: “drink”
Jewberg: like get hammered?
MadLamb07B3: No, like, um…. “drink”…. I’m taking a poll.
MadLamb07B3: One guy said to me, “No respectable man wants his woman to….drink”
Jewberg: omg what a douche
Jewberg: people should be free to do whatever they want
Jewberg: who cares?
MadLamb07B3: And I was like, “Oh, I didi not know that….”
MadLamb07B3: I think it is very interesting. So I will never do it again.
MadLamb07B3: So my husband is respectable.
Jewberg: no respectable man wants to impose his will on his woman
MadLamb07B3: Right….
MadLamb07B3: And how about who wears the pants?
Jewberg: well it should be a balance, each gets one leg in the size 52 pants of life
MadLamb07B3: Nice. U wear em in the winter, I get the summer.
Jewberg: no you wear the bikini in the summer
MadLamb07B3: Yes, and you wear my skirt.
MadLamb07B3: I’m really a skirt wearer….
Jewberg: its a kilt thank you very much
MadLamb07B3: Except when running.
MadLamb07B3: Oh, u Irish?
Jewberg: i love skirts
MadLamb07B3: Or multi ethnic?
MadLamb07B3: Indian?
Jewberg: im mostly eastern european
MadLamb07B3: skirtsssss….
MadLamb07B3: jewel
Jewberg: you should have a skirt pic up, where are those legs?
MadLamb07B3: Sexist.
MadLamb07B3: Blah.
Jewberg: what i cant appreciate sexy women?
MadLamb07B3: U want a naked pic?
MadLamb07B3: Cuz u don’t know me, child.
Jewberg: i always want naked pics
MadLamb07B3: Gross.
MadLamb07B3: U are a boy.
MadLamb07B3: No thanks.
Jewberg: you dont know me
MadLamb07B3: That’s fucking rude.
Jewberg: thats how you like it right?
MadLamb07B3: U r a child
MadLamb07B3: Making an ass of yourself.
MadLamb07B3: U are a fuck.
Jewberg: takes one to know one
MadLamb07B3: But you would have to know me…. and you are not even close.
Jewberg: thats not my problem is it
Jewberg: hey you said you dont like liars in your profile
Jewberg: apparently you dont like the truth either
MadLamb07B3: U are a loser
Jewberg: you are the one that cant spell YOU
MadLamb07B3: W no class
MadLamb07B3: I would never go on a date with you.
MadLamb07B3: EVER
Jewberg: congrats, keep that up and you will be a spinster forever
MadLamb07B3: But if you want to be pals, I can take your shit
MadLamb07B3: Who are you kidding?
MadLamb07B3: I would never ever date you.
MadLamb07B3: EVER.
MadLamb07B3: U are a child to me.
Jewberg: great, im glad you think so grandma
MadLamb07B3: If u call me that again, I will drop the call.
MadLamb07B3: U are an idiot.
Jewberg: why are you even on a jewish dating site if you arent jewish?
MadLamb07B3: I’ll talk to you once you take back all the stupid things you said.
MadLamb07B3: Mean does not mean stupid.
MadLamb07B3: I like mean men.
MadLamb07B3: Not idiots.
Jewberg: what is mean? Like cockslapping you in the face mean?
MadLamb07B3: Who make women feel like shit.
MadLamb07B3: U fucktard.
MadLamb07B3: U just got yourself reported.
*** MadLamb07B3’s IM window is closed
Original post by Heebus
Hello. I am a fun CHICK and I love to meet new people. I would love it if you teach me something I don’t know….especially getting me out of my comfort zone. I am down for ANYTHING! yeah!So I don’t like to play games and I say it how it is, if you got chocolate on your face, I’m gonna point it out, and I am very proud to say that yes I AM A VIRGIN! whoo….and about me having no pic… well yah I am one of the rare people out there who likes personality before looks thank you very much. If you don’t like it then thank you for making it easy on me and leaving me alone! otherwise, hey your my type of person 
Oh yeah and I would just like to mention as a hint to all you guys not getting the girls…stop posting pics of yourself from like 3 years ago when you were like 20 pounds lighter. Lying about your appearance shows us that you are not confident with the way you look right now and THAT’S really annoying.
Original post by Heebus
Part One: When a girl tells you that she doesn’t drink tell her that through experience you’ve found out that girls who don’t drink are lame. Of course there are exceptions to every rule. This girl is clearly not an exception.
Hila: hi
Hila: you up?
Me: hi
Hila: how ya doing?
Me: im good, just finished watching the laker game and putting stuff in the dryer
Hila: NICE
Hila: exciting
Me: whats up with you?
Hila: totally tired
Me: then its bed time for you!
Hila: yea
Me: i probably have another 3 hours
Hila: but I feel ultra lame going to bed at 930pm
Me: you are lame, remember
Hila: THanks
Me: thats what im here for
Hila: can I have your babies now…
Hila: great
Me: no sorry, im fixed
Hila: haha
Hila: you are mean, I am going to let you go.
Me: flattery will get you everywhere
Hila: insulting wont
Hila: I am NOT lame
Me: who are you trying to convince? 
:D
Hila: no one
Hila: Good night mean guy in LA. Sweet dreams.
Me: night
Hila: when you feel like being nice, I might consider meeting up with you. Only if you are nice.
She also told me she doesn’t put out. Can someone please explain what my incentive would be?
Original post by Heebus
poodleloverEC08: did you watch the lakers last night
Jewberg: i did, thank goodness they played well
poodleloverEC08: i agree..what do you do for a living…are you rich
Jewberg: hahaha
Jewberg: am i rich?
poodleloverEC08: how rich…i like 5 star hotels and i need a an who own his well are you…why is that funny?
Jewberg: you are only 18… what do you know about such things?
poodleloverEC08: i know because i have rich parents and i need to contiue that lifestyle
Jewberg: so they taught you to find a rich guy ? what about going to school and working hard?
Jewberg: do you still live with your parents?
Jewberg: are you even hot? where is your pic?
poodleloverEC08: i am sooooooo hot..i look just like Penelope Cruse..so there
poodleloverEC08: thats the truth
Jewberg: lets see a pic
poodleloverEC08: just think of penelope
Jewberg: if you send me a pic i will tell you how rich i am
poodleloverEC08: i have my parents $$$$ i dont need you pic.. i am just
Jewberg: just what?
Jewberg: fat?
Jewberg: lazy?
poodleloverEC08: no…i am not fat.. i have a perfect body
Jewberg: then you wouldnt mind showing me
poodleloverEC08: you need to work for my pic
Jewberg: ha
Jewberg: you need to work for my wallet
poodleloverEC08: ha
poodleloverEC08: noway
poodleloverEC08: do you take propecia
Jewberg: ha
Jewberg: have you even gotten your training bra yet?
Jewberg: or finished high school?
Jewberg: are you persian?
poodleloverEC08: I am attending USC MEDICAL
Jewberg: at 18? hahahah
Jewberg: sure you are
Jewberg: you dont know the first thing about anatomy
poodleloverEC08: YES I AM…I AM PERSIAN
Jewberg: no wonder
poodleloverEC08: I SKIPPED 2 GRADES
Jewberg: persian virgin who lives with her parents who thinks that going to SMC will lead to pharmacy school at usc
Jewberg: skipping remedial classes doesnt count
Jewberg: good luck finding your persian prince
Jewberg: to buy you our beamer
Jewberg: and buy gifts without you having to put out
Jewberg: its all good
Jewberg: choobi
poodleloverEC08: I HAVE MANY OF THEM
Original post by Heebus
Jewberg: are you a virgin?
itsmeCC: yes
Jewberg: thats too bad
Jewberg: 29 and still a virgin living with her parents
Jewberg: and you are pretty hot too
itsmeCC: i don’t think it’s too bad
itsmeCC: i’m not a virgin because i’m persian
HAHAHAAH why else would you still be a virgin…
Original post by Heebus
00:04:47 tonight was a first
00:04:56 ?
00:05:05 i brought a girl home from a bar
00:05:14 whoa no wai
00:05:15 a 6′1 german girl named petra
00:05:21 hah awesome
00:05:23 with pierced nipples
00:05:27 nice
00:05:32 i told her it was reperations
Original post by Heebus
Jewberg: you are what you eat
Ali84C13F: i wish you could see the face im making
Jewberg: is it a good one?
Ali84C13F: haha….definitely not
Jewberg: thats too bad
Jewberg: i guess you arent comfortable with yourself
Ali84C13F: do you want me to reply to this
Jewberg: sure, why not, you already hate me
Ali84C13F: dont hate you…just dont get why you would tell me something about myself (that isnt true) …and you dont even know me….why do that? do you get a kick from offending people you dont know
Jewberg: yes, actually i do
*** Ali84C13F’s IM window is closed
Original post by Heebus
I took a different approach this time. But she brought up the virginity stuff before I got a chance.
Bruin87: have you ever met anyone on jdate?
Jewberg: yep, quite a few people over the years
Jewberg: ive been here on and off
Jewberg: what about yourself?
Bruin87: just one
Bruin87: turned out to be a d-bag
Jewberg: i see it was spectacular, thats why you are here
Jewberg: i thought girls loved douchbags
Bruin87: nope not me
Jewberg: haha, you mean smart girls dont like them?
Jewberg: what made him a douche?
Bruin87: we went out on like 6 dates
Bruin87: and i thought he was a genuine person and i thought i liked him
Bruin87: and he aksed me when we were going to have sex
Bruin87: and i said not till marriage and he said well i don’t think we should see eachother anymore cause i only started dating you to hook up
At this point I should have just closed the window but I decided to probe further
Bruin87: it was funny and sad at the same time
Jewberg: oh i see, why do all persian girls want to wait for marriage?
Bruin87: it has been drilled into our heads
Jewberg: but why?
Bruin87: and fear of parents
Bruin87: but personaly
Jewberg: i know persian girls who arent virgins who still claim to be
Bruin87: for me it’s a choice
Bruin87: because i want my husband to be different from all the other guys i have dated
Jewberg: you mean, sucky in bed?
Bruin87: no
Bruin87: if you fuck everyone
Bruin87: then what differentiated a bf from a husband
Bruin87: ?
Bruin87: i know girls liek that too
Jewberg: someone that you are sexually attracted to and who has a good personality
Jewberg: what i dont understand is you know you this has been drilled into you yet you still say its a choice
Bruin87: we can agree to disagree
Jewberg: even though you are scared of your parents
Jewberg: well its not an “agree to disagree”
Bruin87: y?
Jewberg: you havent experienced it so you really dont have groundsd to make your argument
Jewberg: before people have sex they think its this super special thing
Jewberg: but it really isnt a big deal
Jewberg: what you are going to find
Bruin87: you don’t have to experience everything to have a n opinion and choice
Jewberg: is that the guys who fit your “criteria” or very insecure and not as mature as you would like them to be
Jewberg: you are correct, but you need experience to make an informed and qualified decision
Jewberg: just because you made an opinion, doesnt mean its a good one
Bruin87: i never said it was
Jewberg: listen im nto trying to degrade you
Jewberg: but you need to understand the men you are going to be filtering out
Bruin87: i don’t take offense in anything you say
Bruin87: I know what i’m doing but thanks for your concern
Jewberg: heh, i thought i knew what i was doing at 21 too
Jewberg: you will find out
Jewberg: have a good night
Original post by Heebus
Jewberg: are you a persian princess?
OneOriginalGal: i’m a persian queen!
OneOriginalGal: forget princess!
Jewberg: queen… who’s your king?
OneOriginalGal: ha - didnt think of that
OneOriginalGal: i was born a queen!
OneOriginalGal: lol
Jewberg: lies
Jewberg: do you still live with your parents? if so you are definately a princess
OneOriginalGal: i do live with the folks - but thats just following traditiotn
OneOriginalGal: tradition
Jewberg: what other traditions do you follow?
OneOriginalGal: persian you mean?
Jewberg: sure
Jewberg: so far you arent sounding too original
OneOriginalGal: how original do you want me to be?
OneOriginalGal: u persian?
Jewberg: no thank god
OneOriginalGal: you are not fond of them?
Jewberg: depends on how persian you are
Jewberg: some are cool
Jewberg: but the textbook persian princesses from beverly hills i can do with out
OneOriginalGal: thats too bad - because that just generalizing us
OneOriginalGal: and putting a label
OneOriginalGal: not all of us are the same
Jewberg: oh yeah , let me ask you some questions
Jewberg: you already said you live at home, do you drive a bmw?
Jewberg: or mercedes?
OneOriginalGal: no bmw or benz
Jewberg: toyota camry?
OneOriginalGal: nope
Jewberg: ok, did you go to smc before transferring to ucla?
OneOriginalGal: nope
Jewberg: do you wish you were at usc dentistry or pharamacy school?
OneOriginalGal: neither
Jewberg: hmm maybe you arent textbook
OneOriginalGal: see i dont fit into that mold
Jewberg: do you still claim to be a virgin?
OneOriginalGal: ha
OneOriginalGal: i plead the fifth
Jewberg: so you take it in the butt only?
OneOriginalGal: u nasty
Jewberg: yeah i guess you arent typical
Jewberg: just the living at home and claiming to be a virgin at 27
OneOriginalGal: u get what you read
OneOriginalGal: what u see is what you get
Jewberg: well you dont have a pic
OneOriginalGal: i mean my profile
Jewberg: there is not much thats original in there
Jewberg: do you only date persian guys?
OneOriginalGal: no i date ashkenaz
Jewberg: hmm well good luck with that, ashkenaz dont like to date virgins
OneOriginalGal: whats bad about being pure
Jewberg: it guarantees you will be horrible at sex
Jewberg: and that you still have some notion about being pure
Jewberg: when its all BS
OneOriginalGal: that doesnt prove anything
OneOriginalGal: just cuz someone doesnt have experience
OneOriginalGal: doesnt mean they are not good at something
Jewberg: yes it does, thats exactly what it means
OneOriginalGal: are u good?
Jewberg: baby, im great
Jewberg: because ive got a lot of practice
OneOriginalGal: oh yeah?
OneOriginalGal: how much practice?
Jewberg: the last 10 years
OneOriginalGal: wow, when was your last time?
Jewberg: last week
OneOriginalGal: how was it?
Jewberg: ive had better
Jewberg: do i sense some jealousy?
Jewberg: if we met, would you let me test your purity with my fingers?
OneOriginalGal: yeah?
OneOriginalGal: and then what would u do?
Jewberg: depends on what you want, but it seems like you dont want much
OneOriginalGal: u can test sure
Jewberg: oh so you let guys touch you down there
OneOriginalGal: if they seem to be allright
Jewberg: define alright
OneOriginalGal: fine and makes me wet
Jewberg: what makes you wet?
OneOriginalGal: when i’m horney
Jewberg: what gets you going
OneOriginalGal: a cute guy
OneOriginalGal: when he’s hard
Jewberg: do you think im cute from my pics?
OneOriginalGal: yeah i like the last one
Jewberg: so you like the glasses
OneOriginalGal: yeah
Jewberg: i wear contacts mostly, but for you i can make an exception
Jewberg: does it make me look smarter than i already am?
OneOriginalGal: oh thanks
OneOriginalGal: yeah it makes u look like a business man
OneOriginalGal: i like guys in suits
OneOriginalGal: or uniforms
Jewberg: what about scrubs?
OneOriginalGal: of course
Jewberg: awesome, ill wear my scrubs
OneOriginalGal: do u wear any?
OneOriginalGal: uniform?
Jewberg: yeah for work when i go to hospitals
OneOriginalGal: doing what?
Jewberg: i design implantable medical devices
OneOriginalGal: is that a fancy word for fake boobs?
Jewberg: no, my devices go into the heart
Jewberg: i wish they were fake boobs
OneOriginalGal: whoa, u must be smart?
Jewberg: im a genius baby
OneOriginalGal: or at least sound like one
OneOriginalGal: are u genius in bed?
Jewberg: i make every girl happy
OneOriginalGal: how happ?
OneOriginalGal: happy
Jewberg: i wont cum until you do
Jewberg: but im not sure youve ever cum
Jewberg: so you might be very difficult
OneOriginalGal: looks like they dont come back
Jewberg: they do
OneOriginalGal: how do you know?
Jewberg: you plead the 5th
Jewberg: usually means guilty
Jewberg: lets see a pic
OneOriginalGal: i dont give pics to perves
Jewberg: im not a perv, im just a guy
Jewberg: 100% of guys on here think like i do
Jewberg: but im the only one with balls to sayit
Jewberg: but thats ok
Jewberg: you probably havent gotten your requisite nose job yet
OneOriginalGal: go suck on yourself
Jewberg: god i wish i could then i wouldnt have to deal with cunts like you
Original post by Heebus
Jewsocrazy2280: so what type of girls do you like?
Jewsocrazy2280: Personality and looks
Jewberg: smart and sexy
Jewberg: smart, funny, cute, ambitious and independent
Jewsocrazy2280: whats cute to you?
Jewsocrazy2280: what do you look for?
Jewberg: girls who will stay young looking
Jewsocrazy2280: lol
Jewsocrazy2280: big girl, skinny girl??
Jewberg: i know its horrible to say
Jewsocrazy2280: talll, short?
Jewberg: i dont care about height
Jewberg: i like girls who are in good shape
Jewsocrazy2280: k
Jewberg: what about you? what do you like?
Jewsocrazy2280: taller g uys than me
Jewberg: how tall are you?
Jewsocrazy2280: more on the chunkier side
Jewsocrazy2280: 5′9
Jewsocrazy2280: nice smile
Jewsocrazy2280: Funny, easy going
Jewsocrazy2280: just do you know..I am on the chubbier side
Jewberg: im 5′10
Jewsocrazy2280: just throwing that out there
Jewberg: im aware
Jewberg: you like chunky guys?
Jewsocrazy2280: a little
Jewsocrazy2280: I mean it all depends
Jewsocrazy2280: I have different taste
Jewsocrazy2280: I guess its hard to say
Jewberg: i dont think i could date a girl who weighs more than me
Jewsocrazy2280: well then maybe we shouldnt talk
Jewsocrazy2280: I dont think I want to chat to a guy that thinks that way
Jewsocrazy2280: kinda rude to say something liket hat
Jewberg: but chubby girls give great head
Jewsocrazy2280: I am going to go
Jewsocrazy2280: good luck on here
Jewberg: thanks, have a good one
Original post by Heebus
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