How to be a dick

Ξ May 28th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ um yeah |

Part One: When a girl tells you that she doesn’t drink tell her that through experience you’ve found out that girls who don’t drink are lame. Of course there are exceptions to every rule. This girl is clearly not an exception.

Hila: hi
Hila: you up?
Me: hi
Hila: how ya doing?
Me: im good, just finished watching the laker game and putting stuff in the dryer
Hila: NICE
Hila: exciting
Me: whats up with you?
Hila: totally tired
Me: then its bed time for you!
Hila: yea
Me: i probably have another 3 hours
Hila: but I feel ultra lame going to bed at 930pm
Me: you are lame, remember ;)
Hila: THanks
Me: thats what im here for
Hila: can I have your babies now…
Hila: great
Me: no sorry, im fixed
Hila: haha
Hila: you are mean, I am going to let you go.
Me: flattery will get you everywhere
Hila: insulting wont
Hila: I am NOT lame
Me: who are you trying to convince? D :D
Hila: no one
Hila: Good night mean guy in LA. Sweet dreams.
Me: night
Hila: when you feel like being nice, I might consider meeting up with you. Only if you are nice.

She also told me she doesn’t put out. Can someone please explain what my incentive would be?

Original post by Heebus

 

Oldie but goodie: Legos

Ξ May 18th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Moo |

For some reason I’ve had an idea for pictures recently and it has to deal with Legos.  I’ve seen around the internet stop motion videos and just in general photos of people taking pictures of Lego figurines in various poses, scenes, etc.  I like this idea.  Here is the thing… I haven’t played with legos since I was probably 14 yrs old… There is a large collection of vehicles I used to play with in my usual set and with these I ended up keeping them together and packaging them in ziplocs and cardboard boxes for 11 years!!  I had a blast from the past the other day and had a great time messing with legos and photos and what not.  Here are a few shots I put up on flickr:

Eventually I want to try out stop motion photography.  It is tedious work, I know… but it definately interests me.  The thing is I wish i had a macro lense to take these pics with.  It doesn’t work well with my current lenses so I used my point and shoot digicam that takes crazy ass macro shots (some of them around 1″ from the subject!).  The close up of the car is from that point and shoot.

So lemme know what you think.  I’ll definately try more later, everything I do is of course a work in progress.  I didn’t have full ground plates to do build my scenes on.  They are at my parent’s house somewhere.

Original post by moch

 

They train them so young

Ξ May 14th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ um yeah |

poodleloverEC08: did you watch the lakers last night
Jewberg: i did, thank goodness they played well
poodleloverEC08: i agree..what do you do for a living…are you rich
Jewberg: hahaha
Jewberg: am i rich?
poodleloverEC08: how rich…i like 5 star hotels and i need a an who own his well are you…why is that funny?
Jewberg: you are only 18… what do you know about such things?
poodleloverEC08: i know because i have rich parents and i need to contiue that lifestyle
Jewberg: so they taught you to find a rich guy ? what about going to school and working hard?
Jewberg: do you still live with your parents?
Jewberg: are you even hot? where is your pic?
poodleloverEC08: i am sooooooo hot..i look just like Penelope Cruse..so there
poodleloverEC08: thats the truth
Jewberg: lets see a pic
poodleloverEC08: just think of penelope
Jewberg: if you send me a pic i will tell you how rich i am
poodleloverEC08: i have my parents $$$$ i dont need you pic.. i am just
Jewberg: just what?
Jewberg: fat?
Jewberg: lazy?
poodleloverEC08: no…i am not fat.. i have a perfect body
Jewberg: then you wouldnt mind showing me
poodleloverEC08: you need to work for my pic
Jewberg: ha
Jewberg: you need to work for my wallet
poodleloverEC08: ha
poodleloverEC08: noway
poodleloverEC08: do you take propecia
Jewberg: ha
Jewberg: have you even gotten your training bra yet?
Jewberg: or finished high school?
Jewberg: are you persian?
poodleloverEC08: I am attending USC MEDICAL
Jewberg: at 18? hahahah
Jewberg: sure you are
Jewberg: you dont know the first thing about anatomy
poodleloverEC08: YES I AM…I AM PERSIAN
Jewberg: no wonder
poodleloverEC08: I SKIPPED 2 GRADES
Jewberg: persian virgin who lives with her parents who thinks that going to SMC will lead to pharmacy school at usc
Jewberg: skipping remedial classes doesnt count
Jewberg: good luck finding your persian prince
Jewberg: to buy you our beamer
Jewberg: and buy gifts without you having to put out
Jewberg: its all good
Jewberg: choobi
poodleloverEC08: I HAVE MANY OF THEM

Original post by Heebus

 

1, 2, buckle my shoe…

Ξ May 13th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Moo |

So I spent almost an entire week at my friend’s Brian and Sheena’s place in Seattle.  Had a great time, got to hang with friends and be merry and such.  I wanted to just note a few things that were firsts for me this weekend:

  • First job interview in another state.
  • First time drinking an irish car bomb.
  • First time filling my own gas tank (not kidding, I am a lazy hippy Oregonian that doesn’t travel often out of state).
  • First time seeing a concert live (AND IT WAS FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS! WOO!)

I know there must be more but I can’t think of them at the moment.  I’ll add more later as time goes by.  I’m starting to realize what a sheltered, lazy life I live and it is usually done behind the computer screen.

Here’s to new adventures and growing up.

[See post to watch Flash video]

http://mochery.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/poo.mp4

Original post by moch

 

this is why I’m hot.

Ξ May 13th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Moo |

self serving photoshoot by myself.  took me about 100 shots to get lighting remotely correct in my damn room:

Original post by moch

 

A 29 year old persian virgin still living at home with her parents

Ξ May 11th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ um yeah |

Jewberg: are you a virgin?
itsmeCC: yes
Jewberg: thats too bad
Jewberg: 29 and still a virgin living with her parents
Jewberg: and you are pretty hot too
itsmeCC: i don’t think it’s too bad
itsmeCC: i’m not a virgin because i’m persian

HAHAHAAH why else would you still be a virgin…

29 year old persian virgin

Original post by Heebus

 

Sore

Ξ May 7th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Life, Doodles, Cute |

Sore

Original post by melktart

 

fubared.

Ξ May 7th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Moo |

Original post by moch

 

Why MMOs are the bane of my existance…

Ξ May 6th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Moo |

So, I have not played World of Warcraft for around 3 months now and from what I just read about today, I reaffirm my decision. I had even considered for a moment of reactivating until I read about the infamous “karatechop” incident.

The entire story is listed here in an interview, or if you can’t read WoW websites due to filtering, you can read it on my forum here.

So there is this guy, he is in a guild of friends who from the sound of it casually raid. They were in mostly Naxxramas gear and were trying out Ulduar. This fella, karatechop, innocently came across an item in his friend’s ingame email that was given to him by an account restore. The reason he has the item is because Blizzard fubared in some way and gave it to him on accident. You can read here about the item. Apparently it has 100 charges that will kill anything in a 30 yard radius. Yes, overpowered item. So what would the normal person do? Exploit it and overuse the item? Sure. I know I would. This individual, karatechop did no such thing for the most part. From what I gathered from his interview, he used it 14 times and had no ill intent in using it. He did not wish to break any world firsts or mess with stats in World of Warcraft in any way. He was merely using it because he found it to be a joke item and thought that it would be okay since blizzard gave it to them.

Think of it as a classic tale of “I am a higher power, I give you this ultimate item to do with what you seem fit, but if you use it at all, I will banish you forever.” Personally I find that to be bullshit. I don’t give a fuck what kind of authority a company or entity thinks they have. It is crap what Blizzard did. They banned him, and put a lock on his entire guild because they might have something to do with it. I used to play in a close knit guild, it was the only enjoyable way to experience the game in my opinion. If this had happened to me I would have done the same actions as karatechop and would also be banned right now. It’s simple as that. Hell I would have even figured a ban to be imminent since I know the kind of crap Blizzard likes to find to be bannable offenses. With that in mind I would have taken it to a new level and destroy every living thing in the game. 100 uses… think there are 100 bosses in the game? 1 shot every boss in the game = epic proportions.

What I basically want to say is, I don’t feel that MMOs are worth it anymore. I believe I can have the same enjoyment from drinking on the weekends or hanging out with real life friends. This kind of social interaction is probably healthier in the long run anyway. On the other side of it, I don’t believe the companies that run these games have the customer in their best interest. They should put up precautions ahead of time to keep this shit from happening, and I don’t believe they resolve the issues in the correct manner. Why not have database crawlers checking the character’s items that are ingame? Spot the issue before it gets in the hands of a character and correct it. No harm no foul. But nooo, that might cost them money and take away from the millions, if not billions of dollars they are making from their subscriber base. Fuck you sir, fuck you.

Yeah so I had said earlier that I may join another MMO in the future. I think this incident added on top of the other stories I’ve heard in the past to make me not want to start up again. I played WoW since it was released 4.5 or so years ago and for the most part I had a good experience. There was guild drama and other bullshit I never felt I wanted to be apart of. The only enjoyment I took from it was because I was hanging out with people on ventrilo and ran in stupid online instances doing whatever we wanted. But the game also was the same old boring game as it always has been since items with a pretty look and different stats just made me feel like I was playing Barbie on a computer or he-man for that matter. BATTLE THE DEMONS, RAWR!

Anyway, I feel bad that karatechop and his guild were subjected to that kind of punishment. I also think that the retarded shit people are saying online is just that… retarded. Claiming that he deserved his punishment and he was a hacker and a cheat… fuck you. I think the IQ level of most WoW players is the lowest of the low and I’m grown up enough now to feel that I don’t belong online in that game.

So enjoy your bullshit, I’ll see you in hell.

Original post by moch

 

Why MMOs are the bane of my existence…

Ξ May 6th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Moo |

So, I have not played World of Warcraft for around 3 months now and from what I just read about today, I reaffirm my decision. I had even considered for a moment of reactivating until I read about the infamous “karatechop” incident.

The entire story is listed here in an interview, or if you can’t read WoW websites due to filtering, you can read it on my forum here.

So there is this guy, he is in a guild of friends who from the sound of it casually raid. They were in mostly Naxxramas gear and were trying out Ulduar. This fella, karatechop, innocently came across an item in his friend’s ingame email that was given to him by an account restore. The reason he has the item is because Blizzard fubared in some way and gave it to him on accident. You can read here about the item. Apparently it has 100 charges that will kill anything in a 30 yard radius. Yes, overpowered item. So what would the normal person do? Exploit it and overuse the item? Sure. I know I would. This individual, karatechop did no such thing for the most part. From what I gathered from his interview, he used it 14 times and had no ill intent in using it. He did not wish to break any world firsts or mess with stats in World of Warcraft in any way. He was merely using it because he found it to be a joke item and thought that it would be okay since blizzard gave it to them.

Think of it as a classic tale of “I am a higher power, I give you this ultimate item to do with what you seem fit, but if you use it at all, I will banish you forever.” Personally I find that to be bullshit. I don’t give a fuck what kind of authority a company or entity thinks they have. It is crap what Blizzard did. They banned him, and put a lock on his entire guild because they might have something to do with it. I used to play in a close knit guild, it was the only enjoyable way to experience the game in my opinion. If this had happened to me I would have done the same actions as karatechop and would also be banned right now. It’s simple as that. Hell I would have even figured a ban to be imminent since I know the kind of crap Blizzard likes to find to be bannable offenses. With that in mind I would have taken it to a new level and destroy every living thing in the game. 100 uses… think there are 100 bosses in the game? 1 shot every boss in the game = epic proportions.

What I basically want to say is, I don’t feel that MMOs are worth it anymore. I believe I can have the same enjoyment from drinking on the weekends or hanging out with real life friends. This kind of social interaction is probably healthier in the long run anyway. On the other side of it, I don’t believe the companies that run these games have the customer in their best interest. They should put up precautions ahead of time to keep this shit from happening, and I don’t believe they resolve the issues in the correct manner. Why not have database crawlers checking the character’s items that are ingame? Spot the issue before it gets in the hands of a character and correct it. No harm no foul. But nooo, that might cost them money and take away from the millions, if not billions of dollars they are making from their subscriber base. Fuck you sir, fuck you.

Yeah so I had said earlier that I may join another MMO in the future. I think this incident added on top of the other stories I’ve heard in the past to make me not want to start up again. I played WoW since it was released 4.5 or so years ago and for the most part I had a good experience. There was guild drama and other bullshit I never felt I wanted to be apart of. The only enjoyment I took from it was because I was hanging out with people on ventrilo and ran in stupid online instances doing whatever we wanted. But the game also was the same old boring game as it always has been since items with a pretty look and different stats just made me feel like I was playing Barbie on a computer or he-man for that matter. BATTLE THE DEMONS, RAWR!

Anyway, I feel bad that karatechop and his guild were subjected to that kind of punishment. I also think that the retarded shit people are saying online is just that… retarded. Claiming that he deserved his punishment and he was a hacker and a cheat… fuck you. I think the IQ level of most WoW players is the lowest of the low and I’m grown up enough now to feel that I don’t belong online in that game.

So enjoy your bullshit, I’ll see you in hell.

Original post by moch

 

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